- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Roses are red.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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