- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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