- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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