Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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