an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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