So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Justin Bieber

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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