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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Whats two plus two? Miles

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building