What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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KILL WHITEY

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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ecks! why zee?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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