Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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