Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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ur gay

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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penis

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Anti Joke

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