Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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