Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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wael.. nuff said

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Are you a tree

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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