A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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