a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Loperson

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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