There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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gay porn...

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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