What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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