Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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