A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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