What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Stealth baseballs record

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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