- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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