- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

I will create more jobs for americans

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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