Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Your mother is average.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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