Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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