You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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