- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Stop procrastinating.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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