- Anti Joke

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

have safe sex

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Punching a baby

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A midget walked under a bar.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

have safe sex

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Punching a baby

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A midget walked under a bar.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

have safe sex

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.