How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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