Has u seen my grammar?

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

hickory dickory dock no one cares

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats white? A fridge

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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