- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Robin, Get in the Car

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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