- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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