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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

the WNBA

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer