Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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