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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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