Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What comes after 69? 70

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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