This is not funny.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Carrot fingers

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

THE GAME

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

So a seal walks into a club.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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