- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock CUM IN!

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Adam Chebali has no life

Rebecca Black's career.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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