When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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