why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Y u do dis?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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