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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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