- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats funnier than 24? 25

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