why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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