- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did the president do for the people? ...

Women's rights

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

field day?

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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