So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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