did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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