- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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