How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Sixty... eight

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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