- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

your mom gave me head.....phones

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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