- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

tommy is retared

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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