Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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