April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

You know whats better than 24? 25

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

this is stupid .... yep

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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