A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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