- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

You idiot.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Youre mom is so dead...

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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