- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

You just read this ..

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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