Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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