What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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