What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

WOw you have no life

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

You will not press the like button.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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