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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Praise Paisley

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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