- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

The dewey decimal system

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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