Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

knock knock? come in

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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