What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

who is awesome? no one...

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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