what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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