- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Nero, sure you are okay?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

all jokes aside...

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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