Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Anti Joke

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