I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Ain't idn't a word.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Charlie Sheen

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

knock knock who's there? faith

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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