- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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