- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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