Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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