So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

destiny

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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