- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

troll----> hahaha---->

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

So a baby seal walks into a club

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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