What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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