Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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YOLO

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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outside your comfort zone

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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