- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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