- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what do u call a apple a apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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