Honk if you're Amish!

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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womens rights

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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dead dibbs

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