why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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