A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Donald Trump

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Badabing.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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