What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A shark ate your mom

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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8--------------------- penis

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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