- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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