Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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