"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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I'm Batman.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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