- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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