- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Ain't idn't a word.

Thats what she said

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Charlie Sheen

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

kill yourself

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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