- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Penis.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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