- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Lindsay Lohan

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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