There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

I'm 4 and what is this?

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Black people having a Job.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Women's rights.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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