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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Face Hunter is scum

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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