Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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