Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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