A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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