- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

I have a gay camel

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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