How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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-knock knock! -doors open

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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CAS

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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