Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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ur mum

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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