- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

The NBA and womens sports

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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