Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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A women in the kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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