Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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PEANIS!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Anti Joke

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