How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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