Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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