Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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So I was walking down the road today

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

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