- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Where's the soap?

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