Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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i like men but im not gay

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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roy g biv

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Anti Joke

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