Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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